I went clubbing and decided to wear a really special outfit with a new Wonderbra to boost my assets. I was really going for it when I suddenly noticed that one of my bra pads had fallen out and was slipping down the inside of my dress. My friends had just noticed too and they were all in hysterics when the pad fell on the floor beneath me. To my horror the ultraviolet lights were making it glow, so everyone saw it. It was less "Hello boys!" than "Goodbye everyone!"
I went to Ann Summers (shop selling rudie underwear and other saucy bits and bobs) and bought this red basque thing with suspenders, lacy bits, the whole caboodle. I was going out with my ex-boyfriend and I just wanted to give him a surprise. It was so uncomfortable and, when I looked in the mirror I thought I looked a right idiot! But he loved it! It's still in my wardrobe but I have a different style now. I'm a bit too old for all that excitement these days, heh heh!